Unfortunately, the OG My Little Pony has none of these things. Needless to say, this plot doesn’t do much in terms of innovation.īut thin plots are standard in kids’ movies and can be forgiven if the movie has memorable characters, catchy songs, and quotable dialogue. Ponies must restore order with the power of magic and friendship. Witch drives ponies out of their kingdom. Evil witch does not like that ponies are happy. What makes this movie so bad? Oh, dear reader, where do I even begin? I’m not going to spend too much time on the plot due to its overwhelming blandness but it boils down to this: Ponies are happy and magical. And I can confidently, and even happily, say that the film 100 percent lived up to its piss-poor reputation. What makes this one tragically so? I decided to get to the bottom of this mystery by watching this forgotten chapter in Pony history 31 years after its debut. ![]() Charles Solomon of The Los Angeles Times wrote “The sugary cuteness of the Little Ponies masks a corporate greed as cold and sharp as a razor blade.” Nina Darnton of The New York Times was equally vicious, claiming “Their world is so saccharine sweet, so made of plastic that when the witch wants to wipe it out, it may be hard for some adults not to sympathize.” Audiences seemed to agree, as the film only made $6 million and failed to make any sort of impact on the pop culture landscape.īut could the movie really be that bad? Plenty of kid’s movies are terrible. Well, the film was bludgeoned by critics. With so much talent and a can’t miss property, why has almost no one heard of it? ![]() The film featured the voice work of Danny DeVito, Madeline Khan, Cloris Leachman, and Tony Randall. In 1986, right at the height of the first wave on Ponymania, Hasbro tried to cash in with the original My Little Pony: The Movie. But even if your kid is a massive Pony fan, you probably don’t know that this is not the first time a My Little Pony movie has made it to the big screen. Today, My Little Pony: The Movie soars into theaters, promising to delight kids with the power of friendship, magic, and brand recognition.
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